Please note that if you're already offended by my beliefs, these quotes will further twist the
knife. If you're not offended: enjoy
Note: If it's in bold I either think that it's a)good or b)very funny...you
decide
Abortions
Of course abortion isn't right. But it is even less right to bring unwanted children into
lifelong suffering and to strip women of their choice. Making abortion illegal is not the
way to prevent it. There is a much larger picture that starts with much deeper roots.
~Anonymous*
Against abortion? Don't have one. ~Author Unknown*
America
America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves. ~Abraham Lincoln*
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
~Robert Orben*
America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole. ~Bobcat Goldthwaite
*
Very little is known about the War of 1812 because the Americans lost it. ~Eric Nicol
*
We Americans have no commission from God to police the world. ~Benjamin Harrison,
address to Congress, 1888*
Drugs
Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive
in prison. ~John Hardwick*
Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the highest in drug use? It's nice
to be number one, but we can fix that. All we need to do is start the war on education.
If it's anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs, in no time we'll all be hooked on
phonics. ~Leighann Lord*
Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route. ~Author
Unknown*
I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police. ~Keith Richards
*
Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money. ~Robin Williams*
Patriotism (or lack thereof)
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name
of patriotism - how passionately I hate them! ~Albert Einstein*
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
~Bertrand Russell*
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because
you were born in it. ~George Bernard Shaw*
I have no sense of nationalism, only a cosmic consciousness of belonging to the human
family. ~Rosika Schwimmer*
I am not an Athenian or a Greek, I am a citizen of the world. ~Socrates*
Patriotism is a kind of religion; it is the egg from which wars are hatched.
~Guy de Maupassant*
It is lamentable, that to be a good patriot one must become the enemy of the rest of mankind.
~Voltaire*
Religion
The whole point of Christianity is that everyone in the world, from Charles Manson to Mother
Teresa, deserves to go to hell. ~Sean Ningen~Voltaire*
You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God
hates all the same people you do. ~Anne Lamott*
Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be
questioned. ~Author Unknown*
The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but
himself. ~Richard Burton*
I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When
you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I
dismiss yours. ~Stephen Roberts*
I refuse to be labeled immoral merely because I am godless. ~Peter Walker
*
When the missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said
"Let us pray." We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the
land. ~Desmond Tutu*
I am treated as evil by people who claim that they are being oppressed because they are
not allowed to force me to practice what they do. ~D. Dale Gulledge
*
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces
of wood. ~George Carlin*
The Virgin Mary was an unwed teenage mother. ~Author Unknown*
Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer. ~Author Unknown
*
We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
~Jonathan Swift*
Sex (and Masturbation)
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. ~Woody Allen*
Men get laid, but women get screwed. ~Quentin Crisp*
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a
man, it's $3.95 a minute. ~Author Unknown*
There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be
very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. ~Elton John
*
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. ~Truman
Capote*
If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time.
~Louise Sammons*
I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. ~John Waters
*
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.
~Woody Allen*
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. ~George Burns
*
The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an
orgasm. ~Author Unknown*
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? ~Author Unknown
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